Plz help!

I'm too negative. I need a new username but first I need to have enough points and be a premium member. I don't want to be a mooch but if someone made a generous donation of points, enough to change my name and be awesome, it would make me very happy!!! I'm thinking of changing my name to xx-TooManyLabels-xx (yes, with the dashes and x's also) so if anyone feels generous enough to let me upgrade my profile then i will be forever your slave lol!